A noob Rogue's adventures - Skravia of Epsilon

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A noob Rogue's adventures - Skravia of Epsilon

Post  Neoptolemos on Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:45 pm

After public demand, the story of Skravia is going to be published here as well... The original concept and the first episodes are at our Guild's recruitment post in the official Blizzard forum. So, apart from the following story... GO AND BUMP OUR THREAD 4 A CHANGE SLACKAZZZ!


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Episode 1: Skravia tries to recruit

Post  Neoptolemos on Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:26 pm

Skravia in Announcement mode: The low-lives... eeehmm low-leveled
people of Epsilon, support the greater cause as well.

(whispers): What now? Do I hit a gong or something?

Yukio
: You bump nub!!!

Skravia
: My head?

Yukio
: OMG!!! I'm too old for this...

Skravia
: Oh, oh! I remember now.

(a few clicks later...)

Skravia in Announcement mode: BUMP! (kicks Yukio in the butt!!!)

Yukio
: WTF?
Skravia whispers: (Ooouuch, it was a kick, right?)

Yukio
: You got that right you moron! (/gkick Skravia)


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Episode 2 - The Theft

Post  Neoptolemos on Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:48 pm

Skravia (whispers): They got me back with the condition to bump this
thread till i reach 70...


Yukio
: So, have you got it finally? You just type "bump". I never
wanna see you again to actually bump your head or anyone else. Ok?


Skravia
: Aye sir! Now I know what to do Smile


Yukio
: Cool! Now do it... ehmm, one sec where's the keyboard?

Skravia
: What's a keyboard?

Yukio
: You've got to be kidding me!!! Don't you Rogues know anything else than
backstabbing?

Skravia
: Ofc! To steal! Actually there was a nice little gadget here the other
day. I was kicked so I thought why not take something to remember?
(Yukio frowns full of suspision)

Skravia
: So I got this thingie and a nice guy offered to boost me through BRD
for it, so now he has it...

Yukio
: FFS Skravia! What was that thingie???

Skravia
: Not sure, but it looked nice... Oh! There was "Logitech G15"
written on it. Really silly name if you ask me... I'm sure it meant nothing to
you... right?

Skravia has been kicked... again!


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Episode 3 - The Torture

Post  Neoptolemos on Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:02 pm

Skravia: Mmmffffttt!

Yukio
: I have her here sir! She's ready for torture, as you ordered.

Uroukhigh
: Good job Troll. What do you have in mind?

Yukio
: The usual stuff. Tickling, waterdrops on forehead, Snoopdog singing in
headset. Deadman's pet here, will be seducing her as well, in case she
collapses.

Alreadydead
: Why me Yuki? Of all the locks in Epsilon, you had to interrupt me
from leeching in AV for this?

Yukio
: Sorry buddy, but Gotte has something against female Orcs.

Uroukhigh
: Ah yes! He had a crush on a female Orc Rogue once, but I heard she's
vanished!

Alreadydead
: How typical!

Skravia
: MmmmffffLOLttttt!

Yukio
: You'd better shut up, you nubcake. Thank Thrall that it was Uroukhigh
the one that got the keyboard that you stole from us. Otherwise, you'd be
already dead!

Alreadydead
: What now?

Uroukhigh
: Not you!

Yukio
: Not you!

Skravia
: MMfffffttttuuu!


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Re: A noob Rogue's adventures - Skravia of Epsilon

Post  Neoptolemos on Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:04 pm

Skravia was released eventually and was given permission to
stay in Epsilon, but she was still closely monitored by members. Uroukhigh
was assigning people every day to monitor Skravia. Today was
Noctiluca’s turn…


Skravia: It’s so good to get to know you Nocti! People tell me very nice things about you.
Noctiluca: How kind of you Skravia. I’m sorry I can’t say the same about you though…
Skravia: I know. Stealing Guild stuff and kicking a shammy in the butt, is not a way to be friendly. But this is past now, I’ve decided to help everyone the best I can!
Noctiluca: Hmmm, help you say? You don’t happen to know Greek do you?
Skravia: Of course I do! I’m Greek myself! (Hehe, this sounds interesting…)
Noctiluca: Cool! Teach me some Greek words then. How is “I’m ready” in Greek?
Skravia: Είμαι έτοιμη.
Noctluca: Huh?
Skravia: Oh sorry! “Eimai etimi” How’s that?
Noctiluca: Much better. What about “brb”?
Skravia: Huh?
Noctiluca: Be Right Back? Helloooo? Raiding 101 honey!
Skravia: Oh… right! (sweeeet!) … It’s “Pao to skilo volta” (It actually means “I’m taking the dog for a walk” hehe)
Noctiluca: Cool, thanks J It’s Zul Aman time, see you soon…
Skravia: Great, happy raiding! (hehe)

After the usual and painful process of raid invites, an Epsilon raid is
entering Zul Aman and reaches in front of the dreadful Nalorrak!

Cocco: Ok people, we’re on a very short timer! You have 30 seconds to drink, buff and get ready. I’ll be on Troll form and Headtaurus will be on bear form…
Nillaya cries on Headtaurus shoulder!
Headtaurus: Zomg!!! My healer cries? I’m so already dead!
Alreadydead: What can I do for you?
Headtaurus (and all the rest): Not you!
Cocco: Get ready people!

(At that time, 20 seconds before the fight started, Noctiluca wanted to
open the door for someone. She decided to tell in Greek…)

Noctiluca: Cocco?
Cocco: Yes Nocti?
Noctiluca: Pao to skilo volta!!!
Alreadydead (Greek): ROFL!
Cocco (also Greek): WHAT??? Are you nuts? We’re starting a fight here! How can you take the dog for a walk right now?
Noctiluca: huh? I thought it meant… well never mind, brb one sec.

(A few hours later…)

Skravia: Nocti! Welcome back, how did the raid go?
Noctiluca: Fine! Just fine… Actually I went better than I thought. I’ve learnt a new spell!
Skravia: Cool! What is it?
Noctiluca: It’s called Soul Fire, Rank 4. Let me show you!

(Skravia gets 1053 + a hell lot more fire damage. Skravia dies… for now)


Last edited by Yukio on Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:19 am; edited 1 time in total


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Re: A noob Rogue's adventures - Skravia of Epsilon

Post  Noctiluca on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:07 am

Fake! That Noctiluca is a fake. The real Nocti would never say < ffs >

And her soul fire does a hell lot more than 1k dmg.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Post  Neoptolemos on Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:20 am

Corrected to preserve Nocti's kind attitude and imba damage tongue


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Re: A noob Rogue's adventures - Skravia of Epsilon

Post  Neoptolemos on Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:19 pm

Kleftra: ... and that's how you can shadowstep, young lady! You'll be behind the enemy's back in no time!
Skravia: WoW! That is really an awesome trick! Us rogues can be really deadly with this skill. How can I learn it?
Kleftra: You need to raise your Sublety tree enough, so that you will learn Shadowstep...
Raise: Hmmm?
Skravia: Lol!
Kleftra: Not you Raise! Boy, this thing with our names is really getting confusing.
Skravia: Yeah! First Alreadydead, now Raise... I wonder if we have any other names in Epsilon that can cause the same.
Kleftra: Naah. I don't think so. Maybe Apextos, but not sure...
Skravia: What about Apextos?
Kleftra: His name means Unplayable, imba, in Greek. Could this cause a problem?
Skravia: Don't think so, but it's funny.
Kleftra: Why?
Skravia: You do know about Indian names, right? That they're actually showing what kind of person is someone?
Kleftra: Yeap. What's your point?
Skravia: Well, if Apextos had an Indian name it would be like... "The 26 Lightning Bolt in a click shammy"!!! I mean, who can compete that???
Kleftra: ROFL! OMG! That was really funny Skravia! AHAHAHA!
Skravia: I'm glad you like it... Oh! Hi Gotte! What's up?
Gotte: Hi guys! I see that you have a good time here. May I join the fun?
Skravia: Sure m8. (whispers to Kleftra) Now watch this! ...we were chatting about the latest changes that Blizz has made.
Gotte: What changes? Don't tell me that they nerfed locks again???
Raise: Yeah... right! Not in my wildest dreams. /sigh
Skravia: No no. Just a minor change this time. In order not to leave your Guild by accident, they have added a confirmation question in /gquit command.
Kleftra: Really?
Skravia: (whispers) No stupid! It's a trick! Watch this...
Gotte: Really? I got to try this...

Gotte has left the Guild

Kleftra: WOOT? AHAHAHAHA!!!! IMPOSSIBLE!
Raise: WTF?
Gotte: SKRAVIAAAA! YOU'RE SO DEAD, REALLY!

(Skravia vanishes...)


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Maraudon no more!

Post  Neoptolemos on Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:58 pm

Skravia was sitting by the river bank, enjoying the cloudless night in Terokkar Forest, while Divinora was fishing nearby…

Skravia: Divi? Can I ask you something?

Divinora: It depends… If it involves gold, forget about it!

Skravia: No, no. It’s about fish. How come they go to school??

Divinora: Woot? Who told you such crap?

Skravia: No one, it’s just that I see you fishing in all those places that are called “School of fish” and I was wondering…

Divinora: Jesus lady! How stupid can you get? It’s not an actual school. Just a place that many fish gather up and you can fish them easier.

Skravia: Oh! So that’s what it is…

Divinora: Yeap. You should try it too sometimes. What’s your fishing level?

Skravia: Huh? Let me see (Skravia spams the mouse clicks and finally finds it)… Fishing level: 168

Divinora: Hmmm, that’s too low for here. You need to fish somewhere in STV, or Desolace.

Skravia: Desolace?? No way! Too dangerous!

Divinora: Hehe, you’re kidding right? You’re level 61. What could possibly be dangerous for you there?

Skravia: You do know Princess Theradras right?

Divinora: Of course. It’s the last boss in Maraudon. What about her?

Skravia: Well, I sneaked to her the other day. I heard that she does a nasty fart that knocks every one many yards away. So I thought I should play a trick on her…

Divinora: Oh noes! What did you do??

Skravia: I had this big cork with me, so I came behind her unnoticed and before she knew what happened, I stuck this cork in her ass! Unfortunately, she broke my stealth right after…

Divinora: So what did she do?

Skravia: Well, as I expected, she tried to fart… But she failed!!! So her head exploded and the noise brought every single mob in Maraudon over there.

Divinora: Holy mother of God! Did you escape?

Skravia: Just barely. But not before they saw me. So now, the word has spread and every single Centaur in Desolace is after me. There’s no way I’ll get back there ever!

(At LFG chat channel):
Fausta: LF someone to boost me in Maraudon. Easy stuff, easy money. I offer 10 gold.
Stavia: Invite me, I’ll boost you. I’m a 61 rogue, it’s easy for me

Divinora: Omg! Stavia, has almost the same name like you and the same level and class…

Skravia: Hmmm, Stavia is sooo screwed!!!

Divinora: ROFL!


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Re: A noob Rogue's adventures - Skravia of Epsilon

Post  Divinora on Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:15 pm

Hehe.. i love soooo much Skravia stories which i feel not good when i reply to the post interapting the sequence.. but Pavlo you got a great sence of humor and imagination Smile giefff more Skravia cheers


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Post  Neoptolemos on Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:17 pm

Thank you dear! There's more to come soon Wink


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Post  Neoptolemos on Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:51 pm

Skravia: Pleease!

Uroukhigh: No!

Skravia: C’mon boss! Look how high I jump! Isn’t that what you said?

Uroukhigh: It’s not enough noobette! You still need much more to do?

Skravia: But, but… I’m an engineer. I can offer many jumper cables to the Guildees!

Uroukhigh: Not enough.

Skravia: I’m a miner too. Well, still only Fel Iron, but I can offer that too!

Uroukhigh: Not enough I said.

Skravia: Think about it… I wear leather and cloth is never good for me. All loot that’s mail and plate I won’t roll.

Uroukhigh: Still not enough!

Skravia: (whispers) Maybe we can make another agreement. I can tell you where Wraith is keeping all their gold… hehe.

Uroukhigh: that’s too lame Skravia. Besides, it’s still not enough…

Skravia: Oh come on boss! What else do I need to do to convince you???

Uroukhigh: FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU SORRY EXCUSE OF A ROGUE! YOU CAN NEVER BE A VETERAN! DO YOU HEAR ME? GET YOUR BUTT TO 70 FIRST AND THEN I’LL THINK ABOUT IT!!!


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Post  lifermation on Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:58 pm

lol good stuff... well written. if i knew th epeople involved i might get the humor Smile You should consider makin a video of it using wow and then add the dialect. would be cool!

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Re: A noob Rogue's adventures - Skravia of Epsilon

Post  Eleanna on Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:56 pm

*gruknor cheks wraithbank, nope all there... and gruknor hide's wraith's gold somewhere else, and wipe's the sweat off his head.. "glad i read that in time"*

veeeeeeeeery amusing Smile lol! lol! lol!
keep on writing yukio Smile you have talent Smile

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Post  Neoptolemos on Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:01 pm

Skravia had one of those nights where everyone was away raiding. She was alone in Zangarmarsh, farming Nagas...

Skravia (speaking to herself): So boring... Everybody else is in SSC and I'm killing Nagas... When am I gonna get 70 and raid with them... Hummf...

She moved closer to Serpent Lake and dived underwater towards the secret cave where her Guildmates where raiding. She was going to waste some time there fishing. Although she did not expect o find anyone outside the instance, she saw quite a few familiar faces...

Yukio: Hey Skrav! What are you doing here? Wanna raid with us? Not in this lifetime baby!
Cocco: Oh come on Yuki! Don't tease her that much. She really does a good job leveling up this time. Right Skrav?
Skravia: No worries Cocco, I'm used to this Troll's mumblings. What are you doing out here? I thought you were inside SSC.
Cocco: Actually we are. It's just that Drandy now is giving instructions on Lurker tactics, so Mordo, Yukio and me got out to have some coffee. There are also some newcomers, so it might take some 40 minutes before the pull. Maybe we'll get a short snack also till then.
Mordomir: Coffee is ready! Skravia, do you want some?

She happily accepted a cup from Mordomir. At that moment, Kleftra came out from the instance as well.

Kleftra: Hey guys! Got some extra cup for me?
Mordomir: Sure thing. Get it now, while it’s warm.
Cocco: How are things inside?
Kleftra: The usual stuff… Drandy is now explaining the underwater phase.
Mordomir: Hmmm… I say about 30 minutes more till time to pull.
Cocco: Naahh! More like 40 minutes I think.
Skravia: LOL! Is it really so hard?
Kleftra: Not really. It’s just that our Raid Leader is so analytical sometimes.
Cocco: Yeah… sometimes.
Skravia: So, since you have some time, tell me a little about Lurker will you?
Mordomir: With pleasure! First thing is that you can pull this boss by fishing in the pond where he’s hiding… But you need to have fishing level 380 to do that.
Skravia: Really??? Go ahead…


A few minutes later, inside SSC…

Drandy: So, as I was telling you, Group 1 goes in this island, Group 2 goes to the next one and…
Skravia: Excuse me sir. May I ask you something?
Drandy: Of course young lady! Hey! What are you doing in there? Are you in our raid?
Skravia: Well, I got invited temporarily. It will only take a few minutes. I’m sure you’ll be finished by then. So, by the time you’re ready to pull, I’ll be outta here. I’m only going to try and level up my fishing a bit…

At the sound of the word “fishing”, every other member of the raid started to move silently towards the exit of the instance. Drandy was too occupied, reading his notes, so he didn’t notice this.

Drandy: Fine by me… So where was I? Oh right… Group 3 then, goes by that island over there. Now… (Turns page) healing assignments…

Skravia: Hey! Take a look at that! I caught a fish! Wow! I’ll do it again…
Drandy: Well, nice one Skravia. Keep it up. Hey where did everybody go?
Skravia: Not sure… They must be close by.
Drandy: They’d better be cause we’re almost ready to start. I need someone to start fishing…

Skravia caught another fish…

Drandy: Hey! Wait! You’re gonna…

The water below became dark and shortly after the huge sea monster came out to find only Drandy. Skravia had vanished. (How typical)

Drandy: SKRAVIAAA!


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Post  Neoptolemos on Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:21 pm

It was late... almost 2.00 am server time. Skravia was slacking as always. She had lost interest on those beggars in Orgrimmar and asked from Divi to give her a portal to Dalaran.

Once there, she started to walk around the city. The amazing structures, the people... It looked like there was never a moment of silence in there. She came closer to the bank and she saw an ugly troll sitting on the steps tha looked familiar...

Skravia: Yukio is that you?
Yukio: Great! Just the person I was looking for...
Skravia: You look sad buddy! What's up?
Yukio: I feel I'm not a good healer any more. I was supposed to heal Polizei during the raid and he died 3 times because of my healing being too low. God I wish I had a better mace...
Skravia: Anything I can do to help?
Yukio: NO WAY! You're gonna steal something and I don't want to know about it!
Skravia: I won't steal anything. I'll try to rise the team spirit of our Guildees... wait here. (Continues...)


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Post  Neoptolemos on Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:27 pm

Skravia was happy cause she had a mission. A mission assigned by herself. She was going to help Yukio and prove that she was usefull and the Guild had team spirit...

Reptael: Don't even think of coming closer you little troublemaker! I'm still trying to fix my "Figurine - Ruby Hare" from your effort to stick a carrot in it's mouth!!!
.......
Manitoba: Woot? You have the nerve to talk to me noob? After the other day that you blew up my cover in the Netherwing Ledge. Thank God for my Crusader aura!
.......
Grimnog: Why you worthless scum! If hadn't woke up in time, you would have pierced my ear! Who told you that my "Coren's Lucky Coin" is an earring ya nubcake???
.......
Mordomir: FOR THE LAST TIME SKRAVIA! YOU CAN'T BE A VETERAN! Sheesh!
.......
Duskdancer: Get yourself a mirror uglyface! No way I'm gonna give my "Mirror of Truth". You'll sell it in the AH before I say "OMG"!!!

Skravia: Relax guys! No more bad things from Skravia. I'm here to ask you a favor for Yukio. He is sad. We need to cheer him up a little. Listen up...

Skravia talked to all of them for a while. They were all miners and Grim was a blacksmith. She had a plan and they were all eager to help the sad Troll, regardless of what Skravia had done to them in the past...

(After a few minutes...)

Mordomir: Hey Yukio! Come on over the Dalaran Forge. I have something to show you
Yukio: The Forge? What did Skravia do again? Omg, are you gonna burn-mark her like a cow? I'm not missing this for anything!
Mordomir: LOL! No shammie, it's something else... Are you coming?

Yukio: Grim? Dusk? Reptael? Mani? What are you all doing here? What is this, some kind of new Guild ritual or something?

Grimnog: Hehe, no Yuki. Skravia here decided to reroll "Samaritan" and had an idea. We all went for it. What the heck we are a team above anything, aren't we? Here... this is yours!

Yukio was astonished. Grimnog gave him a brand new "Titansteel Guardian", with a +50 spell damage enchant on it!!! All to himself...

Yukio: Guys? I don't know what to say...
Reptael: Just wear it you nub. It's BOE, so wear it before Skravia here steals it and sells it in the AH for nothing. Razz
Manitoba: Go ahead Yuki. You'll improve your healing a lot with this.
Duskdancer: You'll be looking better too! (/flirt)
Grimnog: Yeah! Time to reroll DPS.
Cocco: Woot? Time to start some slappin.
Mordomir: Hehe, no worries sis. Just joking.
Cocco: How come you let me out on this? I wanna offer something too.
Skravia: You can always replace Reptael's bunny...
Reptael: Why you... Now I'm gonna...
Skravia vanishes.
They all said: "How typical"

(This is an epic episode to express my thanks to all those that contributed to this nice gift that you gave me yesterday. I love you guys! Don't hesitate to ask me anything. I owe you a lot)

Yukio out...


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Re: A noob Rogue's adventures - Skravia of Epsilon

Post  Divinora on Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:41 pm

Omg this stories goes better and better Smile


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Re: A noob Rogue's adventures - Skravia of Epsilon

Post  Elio on Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:43 pm

Well, I sat and read all this topic. Well, it is UNIQUE! Very funny too! Absolute masterpiece! Pavlo keep going! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Promotion (part 1)

Post  Neoptolemos on Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:31 am

Epsilon was having a meeting after a long time. All members gathered on a floating island in the skies of Nagrand and waited for Uroukhigh’s announcement with anxiety. There were rumors that something good was going to happen.

Uroukhigh: … after a meeting with the officers and me, we have decided to promote some of you due to loyalty, contribution and exceptional performance in the Guild’s Raids. The following members are promoted to veterans: ….

(Most of the names were more or less expected to be heard… except one)

Uroukhigh: Our last member to be made a veteran is a decision not made easily. We have debated for while about her. It is true that a few months ago, she would be the last person to be promoted, if think of all the things she’s done. Fortunately for all of us, she is straight now and …

Reptael:
(whispers) Omg! I think I know who it is!

Ellio: (whispers) Who? Kleftra?

Reptael: (whispers) Even worse buddy… I’m absolutely certain that it’s…

Uroukhigh: …Skravia is the newest veteran in Epsilon. May you always serve this Guild with the same honesty as you did the last few months… (Otherwise God help us)

Makkura: Woot? This is outrageous!

Taurin: By my ancestors’ name! Are you sure about this Toli?

Normex: You’d better be right about this chief! Otherwise I’m gonna have to reroll a priest. There’s no way I’m staying in the same class as her. I’ll be disgraced!

Cocco: C’mon guys! Show some respect to our decision. There’s a reason behind this…

Uroukhigh: Cocco is right. We always have a reason for everything we decide. Well… there was this time that we almost decided to protest about Server Warming by running around Dalaran naked, but thanks to Alreadydead’s “problem” we cancelled it.

Alreadydead: Don’t remind me! I’ll never forgive you all about how hard you laughed when you saw my…

Yukio: AHAHAHAHA! Stop it! I remember now! You’re killing me again! AHAHAHA

Alreadydead: YUKIO!!!

Uroukhigh: Now now, let’s forget about this. Our subject is Skravia being a veteran. A decision that I want you all to respect and act accordingly.

The members nodded with acceptance, showing that they would follow their leader’s instruction… except one.

Makkura: I’ll respect it all right, but don’t expect me to act accordingly towards that noobish thief!

Skravia was jumping around laughing and showing her happiness in every way she could, until she also heard Makkura’s last words. She sat down with the rest of them and she threw a very angry glare towards the Tauren warrior, who was ignoring her all this time.
(to be continued…)


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Promotion (part 2)

Post  Neoptolemos on Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:52 pm

Skravia: I may not be level 80 like you guys, in order to raid and share all this fun, but that doesn’t mean that he can speak for me like that. He’s nothing more than a fat ugly Scottish cow, that’s what he is!

Yukio: Scottish? Why Scottish?

Skravia: Hehe! You have no objection about “ugly” and “cow” right? That’s cool troll!

Yukio: Don’t put words in my mouth noob! I just asked why you think he’s Scottish?

Scravia: Because of his name. It’s Mac Kura isn’t it? He’s Scottish like Mac Donalds, Mac Leod and all those Macs. I bet every time he has to pay repair bills that he’s crying like a baby!

Yukio: ROFLMAO! Stop it you’re killing me!

Skravia: You’d better choose another expression when you find something funny Troll! Someone might actually kill you one day! What’s so funny?

Yukio: It’s Makkura ya noob! Not Mac Kura! (giggles) One word and with a “k”.

Skravia: “K” or “C” this guy is ignoring me.

Yukio: Well you must have done something to him too then… I wonder what it was.

Skravia: Well, I kinda did something, but I had no intention to harm him… it was really an accident.

Yukio: Yeah right! I’ve heard that before! What did you do?

Skravia: I have this mage friend that we spend time together sneaking up on Alliance noobs. He jumps on them, polymorphs them and I sneak up on their behinds. The result is obvious.

Yukio: So, what does that have to do with Mak?

Skravia: Mak was hunting turkeys outside Undercity. At that time my friend has polymorphed an Ally into a turkey. It was a new spell that he learned and he wanted to test it. It looks like the Ally had called his friends. There were many Allies around and they gathered up to help their “turkey” friend…

Yukio: Let me guess, you stayed in stealth…

Skravia: Yeap and my mage friend blinked away.

Yukio: What about Mak?

Skravia: Hehe, he attacked the turkey, hoping he would just one-shot it. Unfortunately he saw the turkey turn to a Draenei and himself flagged for PVP! The worst thing is that the rest of the allies were already there, waiting…

Yukio: Omg! That’s what I call insta-Death! Poor Mak… But how was he able to link you in this incident? You were hidden right?

Skravia: You can’t stay hidden for long if you laugh THAT hard my friend, can you? That’s how you can get killed if you laugh so hard, you said it yourself before: “Stop it! You’re killing me!”

Yukio: Hehe, you’re right.


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Re: A noob Rogue's adventures - Skravia of Epsilon

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