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How the classes were made

Post  Divinora on Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:27 pm

During my searches i found this.. for me looks funny Very Happy .


How the classes were made


There was once a kid who went to the Blizzard God..
He said,
"I want 2 be an ubar tank?!11", and Blizzard gave him shield and mail
He said,
"lolo I wunt 2 be a maege 2", and Blizzard gave him instant nukes
He said,
"I want to heal", and Blizzard gave him heals
He said,
"but WTF? Druids getz formz so ken i tu plxz?", and Blizzard gave him wolf form
He said,
"OMGLOLOL, my heals r not teh instantz", and Blizzard gave him nature's swift
He said,
"OMG but warriorz r teh hit so hard wit teh weaponz?", And Blizzard gave him Windfury
He said,
"BUT TETZ NO FAIRZ, teh enemyz r having pewerful bufforz?", And Blizzard gave him an instant low mana
cast Purge
He said,
"K BUT I STILL KENT kite 4ever lyk teh OMG?", and Blizzard made the frostshock effect last longer than
the cooldown
So the kid went on killing lowbies, shouting "WTFLOLOL PWND n00Bz0Rs" and using /spit.
After 7 hours of corpse camping, something terrible happened! A bunch of level 60 alliance guys managed
to kill the shaman!
The kid went to the Blizzard God and said,
"OMGWTF, I R TEH DIEDZ BT I DUNT WUNT 2 do teh corpze runzors? i die lyk wtf i shundnt ROFL!"", And Blizzard
gave him a self rez with no sickness
And so the shaman class was born.


But perfection was not yet achieved.
..and reincarnation has an hour cooldown, WTF?! i have to not get killed for an hour?! N00B G0D ZUXXORS! and god decided he had enough and spawned paladins in order to distact the whining noise of the n00b sh4m4n whom had f0und he was not t3h l33t. yet is so happened that when faced with this new class the whining got but higher.
"175 n008 7h47 h3 h45 4ur45! 1 4m r0xxorz, 1 g1v3 m3 73h l337 57uff 700!" so god granted him totems.
"but i want more mana, my sp3ll are n00b 3xp3ns1v3!" and thus god crafted mana potions.


There was once a dwarf who went to the Blizzard God..
He said,
"Why do Shaman get so many different types of skill?"
...and Blizzard said "Because theyre a Hybrid class."
He said
"But they get insta nukes AND healing?"
...and Blizzard said "Yes, because theyre a Hybrid class."
He said,
"...yeah, but they get travel form and mail armour too!!"
...and Blizzard said "Yes, because theyre a Hybrid class."
He said,
"So they get a huge variety of areas in which to work, but I dont?"
...and Blizzard said "Yes, because theyre a Hybrid class."
He said,
"But that means theyre great at EVERYTHING!"
...and Blizzard said "No, theyre a Hybrid class."
He said,
"But thats unbalanced!"
...and Blizzard said "No, have you ever heard of the term 'Jack-of-all-trades, master of none?"
He said,
"Ermm...what...I dont....STFU n00b!"
He ran away and gathered every other fool together who didnt understand what 'Hybrid' meant, led them to attack the level 15 players at Crossroads, outnumbered the Horde 3:1, and so the Alliance was born.


Once upon a time this little kid (a kid not so little but crazy kid) went to blizzard god and said:
"I want to give it hard and from behind.."
And so the rogue class was born....


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Re: How the classes were made

Post  Kenpo on Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:41 pm

don't say to us how paladins class born....
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Re: How the classes were made

Post  Kotomi on Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:47 pm

I want to know!
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Re: How the classes were made

Post  Thuyone on Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:46 pm

Correction:
Divinora wrote:
And so the shaman class was born.
But AND perfection was not yet achieved.
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