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Jokes thread

Post  Neoptolemos on Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:17 pm

I found some WoW jokes, here they go...(be prepared, they're many):

1) A Dwarf Priest was wandering the beach when, upon looking out over the
ocean, he saw a gnome splashing and appearently almost drowning. He
started to rush out to help, but then noticed two humans on the beach
had already gotten a rope out to the gnome and were pulling him in.
"I'd just like to commend you two" the Priest said. "It's all too rare these
days to see people helping each other out in a time of need. Bless the
both of you!"
As the Priest was walking away, one of the humans turned to the other.
"Guess he's never been shark fishing"

2) Why are gnomes always laughing while playing soccer ?
Because the grass tickles them between their legs :p

3) A night elf priest, a human mage, a gnome warlock, and an orc warrior
were walking down the road in Shattrath, when Griftah held up a magic
mirror, he mentioned that it had the power to reveal the truth to
anyone who spoke it, but if they lied it would suck them into another
dimension.

The night elf priest (male) looked into the mirror and said "I think I'm the prettiest", and walked on just fine, the human mage said "I think I'm the wisest!" and walked on just fine, the gnome warlock said "I think I'm the most evil!" and walked on with a sly grin, and finally the orc warrior walked up and said "I think" and got sucked in.

4) Q: What do Undead Tauren say?
A: Boo.
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Q: How many CMs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, it's working as intended.
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Improved sap comes from tree druids.
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One of our Warlocks was in a group party last week doing Underbog instance when the warrior in the group told him off for ninjing the soul shards.
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What did the Murloc say to the bold Tauren?
GARBLRRBLRBLRLRBLRBLRRBL.
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"Rogue's do it from behind, but Pally's use protection"
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Q: Why is leveling a mage like being Irish?
A: Because it's drink, fight, drink, fight.

5) A Murloc walks into a bar, approaches the bartender and says,
“Marlgulargharglargh”. The bartender says, “We don’t serve Murlocs
here, take a hike!” So the Murloc leaves.
The next day, the Murloc
comes back, approaches the bartender and says, “Marlgulargharglargh”.
Again, the bartender says, “We don’t serve Murlocs here, get out!”. So
the Murloc leaves.
The next day, the Murloc comes back, approaches
the bartender and says, “Marlgulargharglargh”. Now the barktender is
pissed off. He says, “If you come in here and say ‘Marlgulargharglargh’
again, I’m gonna nail your hands to your arse!”
The very next day,
the Murloc returns. He walks slowly to the bar, climbs up on a stool
and fixes the bartender with a long stare. The bartender stares back.
Finally, the Murloc says, “Do you have any nails?”
The bartender blinks in surprise and after a moment says, “Uh, no.”
“Marlgulargharglargh.”

6) A warlock walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a glass of beer and
starts relaxing, when all of a sudden, a paladin walks in and sits next
to him. He turns to look at the warlock and says: 'Hey buddy, conjure
me up something to drink,'

The warlock raises an eyebrow and
looks to the paladin, clearly confused. He set his bottle down and
spoke, slowly, and clearly, so as not to confuse the paladin.

'You want me to summon water? Buddy, you've got the wrong person...'

With that said, he returned to his drink. However, the paladin spoke up once again.

'Well if you can't conjure me up something to drink, can you at least conjure me up something to eat?'

The warlock sighed heavily and set his drink down, turning once again to face the paladin.

'If I can't conjure you something to drink, what makes you think I could
conjure you something to eat? You clearly need a mage, now stop
bothering me.'

The warlock returned to his drink, only to find the paladin nudging his shoulder.

'Oh I'm sorry,' the paladin said mockingly. 'I thought you had something to offer to someone other than yourself.'

The warlock smoothly rose from his seat, grabbed his bottle of beer, and
swung it hard, smashing the paladin full in the face. The paladin
collapsed on the floor amidst a shower of beer, blood, shards of glass,
and shattered pride, groaning in pain. The warlock tossed the broken
neck of the bottle on the floor, and smoothed his robes.

'Oh I'm sorry,' he said with a smile. 'I thought you could tank.'

Forgive me for the long post, i really hope i made you laugh a little


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Re: Jokes thread

Post  Neoptolemos on Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:38 pm

A Guild chat with fictional names, but a true WoW story:

[Guild] [Yukio]:The best joke is the old one that you make people accidentally quit their Guild, by asking them how to quit Razz
[Guild] [Seis]: It doesn't work anymore, Blizz has added a confirmation window.
[Guild] [Yukio]:oh, i didn't know that
[Guild] [Roger]: there is a confirmation window?
Roger has left the guild.

[Guild] [Seis]:AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSS!
[Guild] [Yukio]:omg! I almost fell for it. LOL!
[Guild] [Yukio]: Roger is pissed and wants to come back, invite him again...


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