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Post  Neoptolemos on Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:49 pm

1 Ally Captain, and his 50 men are marching on Ogrimmar.
Suddenly, a Shaman appears from behind a large hill and /rude at the captain and then runs back behind the hill.

The captain sends his best man to kill the shaman. 10 minutes later the shaman returns without one dent in his armour.

Again, he /rude at the captian and runs behind the hill.

The captain orders 5 more of his men to go kill that shaman. 10 minutes later, the shaman returns, without one scratch on him. and ofcourse, /rudes at the captain and runs behind the hill.

He sends all his remaining men after that shaman. 25 minutes later, one soldier limps out from behind the hill, bleeding to death. He looks at his cheif and says...



'It's a trap, theres two of them!'


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Post  Divinora on Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:07 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! imba Smile


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Post  Guest on Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:11 pm

Rofl Very Happy

Brings some memory of some pvp sessions

lol!
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Post  Kenpo on Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:17 pm

lol very good this one Yukio...just you change the part of shaman...because this is hunters joke....

all you see this joke change the word shaman with hunter and you have it

lol!

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Post  Neoptolemos on Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:38 pm

One evening an unusual trio of crooks escaped from Stormwind prison. A
gnome, a dwarf and a Human. Chased into the dark forest by the city
guards, they found themselves cornered at a cliff. But thinking quickly
the gnome found three sacks and told his friends to hide in them and
lay still.

The three of them climbed into the sacks, and in time a large group of
Stormwind guards showed up. The captain looked at the sacks, then
walked up to the one with the gnome in it and kicked it hard.

Wincing with pain, the gnome thought quickly and cried out, "MEOW!!! MEOW!!!"

The captain then just shrugged his shoulders, and said to his men.
"Just a cat." Then he kicked the sack with the Dwarf in it, he took the
gnome's idea and cried out.

"WOOF!!! WOOF!!!"

Again the Captain just shrugged. "Just a dog." Finally he walked up to the last sack with the human in it and kicked it hard.

Panicking the human cried out, "POTATOES, POTATOES!!!"


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Post  Neoptolemos on Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:47 pm

Why is Thunder Bluff built on a cliff?
so they didn't have to build a sewage system.

So what do you get if you try to camp out next to Thunder Bluff?
a whole lot of bullsh!t.

What if you camp out under the Tauren government center?
Bureaucratic Bullsh!t.


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Post  Neoptolemos on Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:10 pm

two male gnomes walk into the Church of the Light in Stormwind and ask to speak to the Mother Superior.

When they are ushered into her office, they ask her, "Excuse me, but do
you know if there are any Gnomish Nuns here in this church?"

"No", explains the Mother Superior. "We'd be happy to accept them but
for some reason gnomes just never seem to want a life with the church".

"Hmm. Do you know if there are any gnomish nuns, anywhere?"

"As far as I know" replied the Mother Superior, "There are no Gnomish nuns anywhere in the Church of the Light".

"Thank you" Said the gnome, then turned to his companion. "I told you you must have f**ked a penguin!"


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Post  Divinora on Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:11 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! i like to see that gnome Razz


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